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You sighed as you walked into the living room. You have just finished cleaning your whole house and you were proud. (Not to mention, tired and hungry) You sat on your green sofa and picked up a book you had recently bought. It was a very interesting book with serial killers and more.

The mahogany door slammed open, jerking you out of your fantasies. You looked over to see your two sons walk into the house. Feliciano, the youngest, was humming as he walked over to you. Lovino, the oldest, was scowling at the floor.

"Hello, boys. How was school? " You asked. Lovino grunted and walked upstairs to his room. Feliciano walked up to you and pecked your cheeks in greeting.

"School was fun! We painted and sang songs!" He trilled. You smiled. He was just so cute.

"That´s good, cariño. So are you hungry?" You asked but you already knew the answer.

"Si! I´m very hungry."  he responded. You put your book down, stood up, and walked to the kitchen. Feli followed you and took a seat at the table. You began to prepare the pasta for him and his brother.

"Mamma?" Feli asked. You turned your head slightly.

"Yes?" You responded. He began to show signs of discomfort.

"How are babies made? Francis said that a mamma and a papa do something to make babies." he said. Your face instantly turned red at this. You were not ready to answer this.

"N-no! A stork brings the babies to all moms and dads. Francis is just being silly." You said and turned back to the pasta in front of you.

"Oh okay! Also... what´s yaoi? Kiku said..." You couldn´t hear the rest of what he said because the only thing you were thinking was: WHY ME.
Another one! :dummy: someone told me I should make more ChibitaliaxMama!Readers. I liked this one.... It reminds me when my sister asked me how babies were born. I didn´t know at the time so I lied and said Babies magiclly appear. :iconderpplz: XD I´m an awesome sister XD

Hetalia: nein.
You: you
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:icondeaththekit:
deaththekit Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
This makes me wonder what goes on at their school ...
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MiniGumball123 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012
lol thats so cute
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:iconnostaligicdreamer:
NostaligicDreamer Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks you ^^
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Sylphs-Arrow Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
My parents were ninjas with me. When we went on this one really long roadtrip, they left a bunch of "How Babes are Made" books on the car floor. I read them, and voila, no awkwardness.
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NostaligicDreamer Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Lol wow... My friend told me...
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ask-hetalia-mexico Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012
(( this reminds me of how one day i was playing a sim date and my brother told me to stop playing hentai games, then two days later he asked what hentai was.))
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:iconnostaligicdreamer:
NostaligicDreamer Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
(lol XD was it reallly hentai?)
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ask-hetalia-mexico Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012
((yes, but i didnt know that until a hentai scene came up.))
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:iconnostaligicdreamer:
NostaligicDreamer Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
(Oh that sucks. Was it hetalia?)
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ask-hetalia-mexico Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012
(( no it was naruto childhood = ruined .if it was hetalia I'd still be playing it.))
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NostaligicDreamer Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
(Oh lol okay.(
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lovetigger Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012
Tough question . I found out my asking to watch mama Mia....... I hate that movie , it scared me.:|
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NostaligicDreamer Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
lol XD Jenna likes that Movie. I´ve never seen it so I can´t say.
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lovetigger Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012
It's okay, they don't really mention a lot it's mostly adult humor.:/
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:iconnostaligicdreamer:
NostaligicDreamer Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
oh okay.
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lovetigger Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012
Batman is better, by far:)
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NostaligicDreamer Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
hell to the yes
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lovetigger Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012
LOLXD
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:iconnostaligicdreamer:
NostaligicDreamer Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
XD
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Svitavotara Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012
Hahaha xD The epic "question"!


I never actually asked that question. Mommy explained to me how babies are made straight out xD
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NostaligicDreamer Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
lolz XD i asked mah friend :iconderpplz:
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NanaTheFurret Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2012   General Artist
Yaoi is something we never ever talk about ever, now go wash your hands and get your brother.
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NostaligicDreamer Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
hahaha I should have put that...XD
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MisakiAyzawa Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
joigjeorgheurghuehgiuehgueviuhigneughuergneugh

this reminds me of when me little brother came up to me and said whats a period, whats sex, how are babies are made, and what is yuri and yaoi? i was like: WHO EVER IS TELLIN U THIS I WILL KILL THEM!
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NostaligicDreamer Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
lol XD oh my gosh. Same here. When I first got into Anime my sister would snoop around on my computer and ask ¨What the heck is yaoi?¨ and I´d be like :iconcannotevenplz:
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MisakiAyzawa Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
ik me sister took the laptop from me when i was reading a yaoi and shes older than me and asked what it was, thanks god they didnt do anything horrid cuz she read the whole thing and didnt understand
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NostaligicDreamer Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Oh wow. My sister read on FF about yaoi and then everything started going downhill from there. Now she is a yaoi fangirl... Especially of Itacest... :iconfacepalmplz:
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MisakiAyzawa Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
... kill ur sister, before i do....


I HAVE RAGE FOR ITACEST ITS GERITA FOREVES AND SPAMANO!

that is all lol jkin thats just how i think
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NostaligicDreamer Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Oh... I like Itacest more than GerIta y Spamano
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MisakiAyzawa Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
i like forsome odd reason Belarius x Ukraine... i guess thats incest but yea lol i guess we all like what we like a=i also ship RINXLEN!!
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NostaligicDreamer Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I like rinxlen too
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MaliceTheHedgehog Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I never had t ask my mom where babies came from cuz I read it in a book! XP
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NostaligicDreamer Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Lol xD I asked a friend...
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MaliceTheHedgehog Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Nice. XD

Well my parents got me a book about the body when I was 6...it showed the baby in the mom's stomach and everything. XD
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NostaligicDreamer Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks.

Cool. I didn't like books back then but now... I worship them. :iconepicstareplz: xD
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MaliceTheHedgehog Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Books are awesome!!!!!!!
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NostaligicDreamer Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
THEY ARE
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MaliceTheHedgehog Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yus :iconderpplz:
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NostaligicDreamer Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:iconitalyderpplz:
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AnimeLOVERSyeah Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha I love this story!!

Me: uhhh..Yaoi is something...AAHH NEVER MIND GO TELL YOUR AUNTIE
LIZ!!!

LOL
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NostaligicDreamer Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Lol I'm glad xD
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AnimeLOVERSyeah Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hahaha your welcome I guess!
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NostaligicDreamer Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
yay! XD
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AnimeLOVERSyeah Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
; )
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NostaligicDreamer Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
;P
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AnimeLOVERSyeah Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:)
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stupidbread Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2012
Yaoi is something you'll make with Ludwig when you're older! :3
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sanniebannie4 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Oh goodness.. XD DON'T MAKE ME SPIT OUT MY DRINK! LOL
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NostaligicDreamer Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
-3- sorry I'm not a fan of GerIta....
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stupidbread Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2012
I'm really only a fan of USUK. I just felt like making a joke. XD
Sorry, it was terrible!
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